Steven F. Freeman

"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." -- Tom Clancy

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution." -- Mae West

"Love is temporary insanity, curable by marriage." -- Ambrose Pierce

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." -- Lewis Grizzard

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes.